Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Fatty McBoomBoom

I am so tired of being that person. The person that complains about how much they weigh or what their back fat looks like or how many stretch marks they have but does NOTHING about it. I've been half-assedly tracking what I've been eating lately but still haven't exercised or got my big booty off this computer chair. So here is my pledge to my big booty... I pledge to get rid of you by my 27 th birthday. That's right. You are sitting pretty no longer. November 14th is the last day you will be allowed to be giant. My kids deserve a mama who isn't tired and lazy and turns on the TV as entertainment. They deserve a mama who takes them outside and PLAYS. They deserve a mama who doesn't fall down and cry after two flights of stairs. So bye bye big girl. This is it.